You know that best friend you secretly love but don’t introduce to your other friends because you’re completely embarrassed you like her? No? Okay, same here. I tend to like my friends and not feel ashamed of them.
Until now. Now, I am head-over-heels in love with. . . <gulp> I don’t know if I can do this. You have to promise not to judge me. Pinky swear?
I’m in love with my Squatty Potty.
Friends and blog readers, meet Squatty Potty.
Image from SquattyPotty.com
Squatty Potty, don’t say anything.
Now comes the part where we all smile pleasantly as I skirt the elephant in the room. Squatty Potty has the following admirable qualities:
- Made of bamboo, an environmentally-friendly and aesthetically-pleasing material
- Loved by men and women everywhere
- Recommended by doctors, physical therapists, alignment/biomechanics experts, and other health professionals
Oh. You mean you want to know why I love Squatty Potty? You want to know what Squatty Potty does? Fine. Just fine. As they say on the Squatty Potty website, I’ll cast aside the taboo of potty talk and break the silence. You made me do it.